Wednesday 1 August 2012

Din hai suhana aj pehli taareek hai! :D

Hello, peeps! :D
It's been a long time since I received one, so YAY! :D
So thank you Ajay for introducing me to another word of the German language. And for the award, ofcourse :D

As you guys know, with an award comes the tedious task of following the rules and shizz. SIGH.
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
I love following the damn rules! :D It's just so freaking interesting! I love filling questionnaires, in school I always volunteered to be the subject for the Pychology practicals, and as a kid, I absolutely LOVED filling slambooks! So much so, that I once actually filled the last page of my own! :D I'm sexy and I know it! B)

Anyhoo, I've been awarded the. . .

. . . award! :D Woohoooo!

The rules are something like:

  1.  If you are tagged/nominated, you have to post 11 facts about yourself.
  2.  Then you answer the 11 questions the tagger has given you and make 11 questions for the people you are going to tag.
  3. Tag 11 more Bloggers.
  4. Tell the people you tagged that you did.


11 things you might not know about me:

1. I LOVE surprises. Like absofuckinglutely LOVE them! Wanna find your name in my good books? SURPRISE ME! :D

2. Presently, I desperately want a hot pair of red pumps. Wanna make it to my list of top ten people? Surprise me. Then go ahead and surprise me by getting me a pair of red pumps! :D

3. I am disappointed by the fact that there'll be no cute guys in my college[Oh didn't I tell you? I got into Sushant School of Arts and Architecture. :) ]

4. I LOVE dogs! Infact, I want a Cocker Spaniel or a Golden Retriever so freaking badly, it's not even funny! :|

5. I am totally freaking out about college. Everybody is hell bent on scaring me out of my wits by telling me that Architecture is going to kill my social life, will make sure that I never dance again. You know, stuff like that. I feel like running away, screaming, in the opposite direction. :| Ugh!

6. I was in the Basketball team for four years of my school life, and that's probably the only sport that I think iIcan't EVER play! :P

7. JOHNMAYERJOHNMAYERJOHNMAYER! <3 Nuff said.

8. I'm whatsapping with my mother right now. Too cool she is. [Sense the sarcasm, kindly. :P ]

9. I despise Honey Singh. I've been listening to "Main sharaabi" [From Cocktail. SHITTY MOVIE ALERT.] since 11 in the morning. ON REPEAT. Kill me, please?

10. I know the entire rap portion of Angrezi Beat[Again, Cocktail. WUACK]. If you haven't killed me yet, do the honors? PLEASE?

11. I'M SO FREAKING PROUD OF BEING A PUNJABI, IT'S NOT EVEN FUNNY!

Acha bas, done.

Eleven Questions for me:


  1. If you were given one wish, what would that be ? : That I am able to learn and master 10 dance forms before I die!
  2. Which place do you wish to visit the most? : Bilbao. Only so that I can sit and click a million pictures of Guggenheim Spain. <3
  3. If somehow you became the President, what would be the first thing you would do ? :The President of India is pretty much a dummy, so I don't think the position would give me much power anyway. :|
  4. Your favourite author ? : Dan Brown. [He REALLY needs to write a new book. ASAP. I miss him. :| ]
  5. How much does blogging mean to you? : Surprisingly, a lot, even after the huge break that I took. this is MY SPACE. The only place in the whole wide world where I can do as I please. This space IS me.
  6. What is the best thing that has happened to you? : Anmol. :)
  7. Would you give away everything for something you love doing? : I would have, if I could have. 
  8. What is the one thing you would like to get from life? : Peace of mind. AND a bit of justice.
  9. What would you do if you won a million dollars ? : First reaction? SHOP SHOP SHOPPITY SHOP! :D But on second thoughts, I probably would sit and plan what to spend where. Yes, i HAVE grown up. :)
  10. What is your Life's Motto ? : I actually don't have one! I am the most random, happy-go-lucky, without a care in the world type of person in the world at present!
  11. How stupid and lame are the questions ? : On a scale of one to ten, ten being the lamest, I'd say 5! :P
Eleven questions FROM me! :

1. The CRAZIEST thing that you've ever done?
2. If happiness was the national currency, what kind of work would make you rich?
3. If the average human lifespan was 40 years, how would you live your life differently?
4. If you could break one law, which one would that be?
5. What do you do, that you think, makes you different from everyone else?
6. Do you push the elevator button more than once? Do you really think it makes the elevator move faster? :P
7. If you were standing on stage, unaware that hundreds of people were watching you, what would you have done?
8. Who do you think is the sexiest person alive? [Please avoid mentioning me. Obvious facts don't need to be reiterated. :P ]
9. Who would you rather date. A worried genius or a joyous simpleton?
10. If you were stranded on an island, which three things would you like to have in your bag?
11. What is your first impression of me/this blog? [Muhahahaha. oh how I love being the evil bitch, the mother of all conspiracies and controversies! :D ]


ALSO, if you don't have anything else on the planet that you need to do, consider answering the following questions:
1. What happens when you get "half scared to death" twice?
2. Is it true that cannibals don't eat clowns because they taste funny?
3. If all the world's a stage, then where does the audience sit?
4. Why are all the alphabets in the order in which they are? is it because it's a song?
5. If you write a book about failure and it doesn't sell, will it be called a success?
6. If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
7. What if Batman gets bitten by a vampire?


Please don't send hatemail to me? :P


Anyhoo, the fantabulous people that I would like to present this award to are:


Aesthetic Blasphemy


Pagal hain kya?


Nil

Sour canvas

The Voice In My Head

The Life Of Oblivion

Are you listening?

Icemaiden